Look Out Jay

When Jay Leno retires, for a second time, I think Daniel might be able to take his spot. Here’s his recent jokes for the proof:

D: Knock, Knock, Momma.
S: Who’s there?
D: Joke.
S: Joke who?
D: I need to go to the baaathroooom.

D: Knock, Knock again, Momma.
S: Who’s there?
D: Tree.
S: Tree who?
D: I seeeeee them over there!

And he is even funny without knock, knock jokes:

D: Momma, look, I drew a robot!
S: Wow! That’s just great, Daniel. You draw well!
D: No! Not a whale momma! A robot!
Such a funny fellow!

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2 thoughts on “Look Out Jay

  1. Wanted to add that I am well aware these knock knock jokes make no sense at all. It is in there complete absurdity that they are hilarious. :O)

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